Après moi, le déluge.: Top 10 brain damaging... →
vanillaflavoredacidtongues: endlessrequiem: fuckthereallife:thehaunter:funeral: 1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple...
I know I saw Kick-Ass earlier today....
but I feel like finding some illegal copy online and watching it again…limewire? “do what you want, cuz a pirate is free, you are a PIRATE!”
pants on the ground guy found dead
Apparently he went up to some kids wearing baggy pants and started singing, and by the second verse they robbed him and started beating him up. I do not know how to comment on this, other than noting that our generation are FUCKING DIPSHITS.
Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty—you...– Jeff Buckley (via thecatdance) (via jackiemorris) (via nothingrelevant) (via mobscenity)
Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex 'cause...
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One should always be drunk. That’s the one thing that matters. In order not to...– C. Baudelaire (via migue-e) (via theshapeshifter)
ffffffuck da wife!
damn, I wish school was over. I want to get to making cupcakes and cookies and planning for college and riding my bike and shooting short films and bumming out.
watching Beck rap with black people is like….like…well I’ve never been good with similes. he’s so awkward to watch, but it works. :)
my mom just asked the hardest question i've ever...
I wish my school choir would sing...
theamericandaydreamer asked: Look at you! All Tumblin' and whatnot. :)
one flew east, one flew west, one flew over the...
will probably spam quotes later. love that book :)
I just saw the video
of the dude who injected silicone into his penis for six years. I’d post it on here, but it’s preeeeeety disturbing.
so, as an exercise, my head shrinker wants me to...
I can only think of two.
There were some buildings… There were these really tall buildings, and they...– Max - Where the Wild things Are (via rattus)